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Well it is official, we have discovered who the anonymous caller has been -- it seems Jim Groom of the DKC went on a little bit of a rampage just to kidnap some stupid cat and make himself partner of the Digital Knowledge Center. Ridiculous. All of my hard work covering up his crimes was for a cat. Our callers need to start getting more original if I am going to be using my talents.

 

 

Anyway, we discovered that Burtis had been tracking Noir Cat for her good pal Black. Unfortunately, her enemy, Groom was trailing NC as well and causing quite a mess for our crew to clean up. After Jack and I did some background snooping on Black and Burtis, Jack and Mick visited Black’s home to get the scoop on Noir Cat and the DKC.

 

 

They discovered that Groom had, had a riff with Burtis and we even snagged some secret footage of the two having a pretty heated argument. Groom also seemed to be envious of Black and Noir Cat’s popularity within the DKC. Once we compiled all of the evidence, the crew and I stormed the DKC in search of Groom, confronted him, forced a confession, and arrested him.

 

 

While normally at No Stain No Problem we don’t care if our clients are crazy murderers...I mean accident-prone, stain-causers...we decided to take away from the dark side and do something good for once. I know, shocker with the lot we have.

 

 

Until next time...keep it classy.

 

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