Well, I got another anonymous call. I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but I have this hunch that this is the same guy…or gal…that called last week to have us clean up their mess. But once again, it is not our business to figure out what made him/her accidently “knock over a glass of wine.”

 

Anyway, when the team arrived, there was a heavy amount of water damage due…don’t know why, and I don’t care. Not my job. But I knew this was going to be swept under the rug so easily. It had disturbed almost an entire apartment complex. That meant I had to stop that landlord before he came upstairs. So I pulled out my wallet of IDs and became Ms. Rose McCarthy, owner of Pipes and Plumbers Inc. Once that oaf was taken care of, I needed to find a way to explain to the apartment why their neighbor magically disappeared….she just had to be a little social butterfly didn’t see…

 

“Due to her overwhelming schedule and unnatural need to look after 12 cats, MS. Wanda T. Fox came home late from work one evening and poured herself a large glass of wine. A couple of glasses later she decided to relax by taking a nice bubble bath. While normally, Ms Fox is cautious about taken baths late at night, the glasses of wine seemed to hit her already tired and worn out mind harder than usual.

 

A perspective tenant was walking by the door when he heard an incessant amount of meowing. He banged on the door to make sure everything was okay and he had, had his eye on this particular space, so he figured mainly the current tenant would be willing to give him a tour and answer some questions about the building…being a trustworthy tenant; Ms Fox had left her door unlocked. The perspective tenant entered and yelled for her. When he received no answer, he followed the cats’ meowing and saw that all 12 were sitting by the bathroom door. He knocked multiple times and tried to yell through the door. Upon entering, he saw Ms Wanda T. Fox sunk below the water…drowned to death.

 

It is an unfortunate day in the community when such a loving member passes.”

 

We will draft some papers to further Ms Wanda T. Fox’s cremation along to ensure no one can inspect our scene. Additionally, Billy will become “the perspective tenant” making sure there is no permanent witness tied to the scene. Unfortunately, I do not have the heart to deal with her 12 cats, so they will have to come up with a story of their own. Although I am hearing now, that my sources are wrong…and there were 13 cats…? I wonder where that discrepancy came from….

 

At this rate, this anonymous caller is going to be keeping us alive and kicking for a long time.