Well I have returned safely from our last assignment in Bonnieville, Kentucky and boy do I have some juicy stuff for you all. Let me start from the top. We arrived in the city-that was a joke, because Bonnieville was another tiny hell-hole of a town- for another job given to us by an anonymous caller. The victim was a fairly well-known college professor named Martha Burtis, who did some interesting work in the digital knowledge world before her death. Apparently our client strangled her and stuffed her body into a chest… he must of been watching too much Alfred Hitchcock if you ask me, but who am I to judge? Anyway, it started to get interesting when we found a video on Burtis’ cell phone from someone named Black. It turns out the missing cats from the previous crime scenes are actually the same cat, called “Noir Cat”, and Burtis was trying to return said cat to Black who apparently is the cat’s owner. It was at this point that we realized that our anonymous caller must be the one committing not one but ALL of these murders in the hopes of capturing Noir Cat. We weren’t really sure what to do about this revelation, but after talking about it as a group, we decided we’re going to go after this sick bastard. Our job is only to clean up after murderers, this is true. But when we’ve got a serial killer on our hands, who ALSO is attempting to kidnap an innocent cat, that’s where we draw the line. It’s time to turn this psychopath in! Stay tuned!