So me and the rest of NSNP just got back from Tecolotito, New Mexico. Ever heard of it? That makes two of us. I don’t know what it is about po-dunk little towns in the middle of nowhere, but apparently that’s where all of our jobs are. Anyway, this week we had another somewhat interesting job. Our client did in this thirty-something big time lawyer lady- drowned her in her own bathtub. I know what you’re thinking- “oh at least there wasn’t blood and body parts everywhere this time.” You’re right, but I tell you what there was- water. Everywhere. Our stupid client let the tub overflow and it flooded the entire second floor of the apartment building. I swear we get hired by a bunch of rookies man. If it was me doing these murders- first of all I could clean up my own messes, I wouldn’t need nobody to clean up after me- and second of all, I wouldn’t be making a mess in the first place. I could snuff someone out and it’d be like they just disappeared off the face of the earth. No signs, no evidence, no clean up needed. Ugh.

Anyway, remember how we found what we thought was cat hair at our last job or whatever? Well, it got weirder the other day in Tecolotito. Our lawyer big shot was also a crazy cat lady. She had 12 cats!!! 12!!! Well, actually, that’s the weird thing. We found 13 food bowls in the kitchen… all of them had the initials of the cat whose bowl it was, so we cross-checked those initials with the names on the collars of the 12 cats present. We found out that the missing cat was “NC”. We’re not sure what that stands for, but I think it’s weird that we had signs of a cat that disappeared at our last job and now at this job. Could it be the same cat? Doubtful, considering the two jobs were more than a thousand miles apart. But it’s definitely weird… stay tuned folks.