Being a manager is hard work. Having 4 employees to basically take care of is tiring. I mean don't get me wrong. They all do their jobs very well, and this agency wouldn't work nearly half as well without them. But come on. Here is what you need to know. Jack doesn't care about anyone. Billy is still Billy. A jerk, who probably loves me still. Mick is great. We're still in love. and Stella is still a bitch, but in a good way? kinda? Anyway. I must tell you about the call we got this week. As an agency, we are used to traveling around the country to clean up other people's messes. This week, Stella picked up the phone where a man needed a carpet stain taken care of. He seemed out of breath, and while we advise the callers to stay put, he refused. He wanted to remain anonymous. We will call this strange fact number one. This assignment took us to smalltown Harrison, Idaho. This town was lame, and when we arrived at the scene, well, shit went down.

 

First of all, the carpet stain wasn't your usual small stain that could be easily taken out. This was a blood stain. One that was pretty set in, but still wet. And the blood was everywhere. The entire carpet was soaked. You would have thought someone was murdered. Anyway., as Stain Queen, getting out the stain wasn't a problem. With Blood Be Gone, stains come out super easily. I got to work assessing and cleaning. We noticed that there were these short black hairs everywhere. Mick took them for investigation, but I knew what they were. They were cat hairs. But why? Lets call this strange fact number 2. Why was this room covered in cat hairs? I'm pretty sure cats aren't allowed in hotels....and why was the cat hair in the blood? We knew the blood didn't belong to a cat.... so what was the story? We weren't sure if we should dwell on it. It was probably just some strange thing that didn't matter. So we kind of just dismissed it.

 

At the end of the day, I did my job, and made sure the stain was out of the carpet. I'm telling you. Blood Be Gone (which I am a co-inventor of) IS MAGICAL. It does the job right the first time. I love it. You should love it.